- person: you look dead
- me: thanks
*secretly having a mental breakdown because nothing is going right and all motivation is lost*
"your bra strap is showing"
that’s my dick
So apparently there is a type of animal called the Japanese Raccoon Dog. They’re basically just giant raccoon’s with serious amounts of floof.
Look how magestic they are. It’s incredible
Suspicious Raccoon Dog knows wat u been doin’
AHHH THE FLOOF
OH and they are freaking adorable as babies JUST LOOK
People also call them puppies
HOW CAN ANYONE NOT THINK THEY ARE ADORABLE
THIS HAS A TINY POLICE OFFICER UNIFORM I’M GOING TO CRY
*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*
i’ll see you in heck